Introduction

• You’ve got 30 seconds to prep your loadout. Choose wisely, or just pick the shiniest thing and pretend it was tactical. No pressure.
• Running, falling, or flinging—just make sure you hit hard enough to phase. Weak bumps don’t cut it. Reality only respects commitment.
• Standing still is a great way to become abstract wall art. Keep shifting, keep guessing, and keep your enemies asking “where’d they go?”